The Weekly Walk with Me

Oscars Edition

The Ten Things That Gave Me Everything

10. The 80s muzak.

 9.  Jess Cagle's eyeglasses.

 8.  Julie Andrews

 7.  Dana Heinz Perry

• The audacity to ask for her time on the mic.
• The nerve to wear that monstrosity of a dress.
•  Every film she's ever done from "And You Don't Stop, 30 Years of Hip Hop" to "Boy Interrupted".
•  Saying the word suicide loud and often.

 6.  Neil Patrick Harris' body.

 5.  The Farmer's Insurance guy winning an Oscar.
 4.   Scarlett Johansson.
       From shaved head to waist trainer-everything.

 3.  Having Reese Witherspoon present for Makeup and Hairstyling when she tried so hard to make   #askhermore happen.

 2.  JLo's monochromatic dress/skin situation.

 1.  Graham Moore.

The Ten Worst Offenses to My Sense of Good Taste

10. Naomi Watts' cartoon brick dress.

  9. Lady Gaga's red dish gloves.

  8. Channing Tatum's makeup.

  7. The obvious camera panning to each of the 6 black people in the audience during all things "Glory".  It was pandering and it was appalling.
  6. The posing. Each of the following please prepare your explanation.

• Rosamund Pike
• Chrissy  Teigen
• Mark Ruffalo's wife

   5.  Glen Campbell's loss.

   4.  Every musical performance.

        *2 exceptions-John Legend and Common, and Lady Gaga

   3.  The fact that I have to give Lady Gaga credit for something.

   2.  Dakota Johnson.

   1.  American Sniper.

Bonus: Hottest Lesbians at the Oscars that weren't Tegan and Sara

In no particular order...

Keith Urban

Oprah

Eddie Redmayne

Jared Leto