3 Day Weekend, Completely Missed Sunday Edition
Lessons in honor of a 5th birthday:
When in doubt always go Jackson 5.
5. They will provide the prefect wedding song request, or be the go-to choice when you get stage fright at the jukebox. In either situation, no one has ever said no to the Jackson 5. No one.
4. They serve as a hair, make-up, and fashion reference for every decade from the 60s to the new millennium. Think about it--how many times would this have come in handy?
3. When you're working through a disappointment--on the sofa in pajamas at 2pm with chinese food and ice cream--any made for TV movie about the Jackson family is the perfect companion to your suffering.
2. This group has experienced every imaginable scenario. Look to them to guide you through what, and what not to do in any serious situation. There were 5 of them, surely one of them at some point made a reasonable decision.
1. They are definitive proof that anything is possible. All things horrible and joyful, all things earned and given, all things lost and stolen. Anything. It's possible.
Even taking life advice from the Jackson 5.
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